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We had fun. We are BFFs now.
Here’s a video I did for Comedy Central. It’s up on CCInsider. It’s a live report from the New York Comedy Festival.
Be honest. How handsome do I look in it?
I think everyone can agree his letter opting to buy the Terminator franchise for $10,000 is pretty great.
Here are his suggestions for where to take the franchise…
1) Terminator… of the Rings! Yeah, what if he time-travelled TOO far… back to when there was dragons and wizards? (I think it was the Dark Ages.) Hasta La Vista, Boramir! Cool, huh? “Now you gonna be Gandalf the Red!” RRRRIP! But then he totally helps, because he’s a cyborg and he doesn’t give a s#&% about the ring — it has no power over him! And he can carry it AND Frodo AND Sam AND f@%& up some orcs while he’s doing it. This stuff just comes to me. I mean it. (I will also offer $10,000 for the Lord of the Rings franchise).
2) More Glau. Hey. There’s a reason they’re called “Summer” movies.
3) Can you say… musical? Well don’t. Even I know that’s an awful idea.
4) Christian Bale’s John Connor will get a throat lozenge. This will also help his Batwork (ten grand for that franchise too, btw.)
5) More porn. John Connor never told Kyle Reese this, but his main objective in going to the past was to get some. What if there’s a lot of future-babies that have to be made? Cue wah-wah pedal guitar — and dollar signs!
6) The movies will stop getting less cool.
Read the rest of the open letter here.
This is my FREE comedy show. That’s right, the annoying publicity machine kickstarts now! Please come, I love you.
I am a trending topic on Twitter! Well, a different Rachel, but you know…
Yeah, and Dan appears to be the top trending topic as well. Congrats to you both.
(via bradofarrell)
For Halloween, Jon Gosselin went as the physical embodiment of his own ego.
Yesterday, all my CREEPY HUNGARIAN VENTRILIQUIST DUMMIES seemed so far away (not far away enough at all).
[Buzzfeed]