I Review Old Dogs Without Seeing Even A Bit Of It
Woof! Old Dogs is a doggone mess. This barker should be put to sleep. They really should have let sleeping dogs lie. Some dogs eat poop, this dog projects it onto a theater screen and forces us to watch it. This dog is broken. This pooch has cancer and should be taken to a vet. Give a dog a bone, but don’t give it Old Dogs, guys! This movie made me think, “Cat’s rule, dogs...
So Gawker is Taking on Nancy Cartwright For Trying...
I don’t like to get too much into the Gawker bashing, but this shit is insane… Nancy Cartwright is the voice of Bart Simpson. She is also a famous Scientologist. She is also selling her son’s bedroom furniture for $500. Need some shelves? Our tipster notes that Nancy is “just emailing everyone she knows, asking you to pass it on! So I did.” As will we. No need to...
Still, every now and then some elitist hack with a degree from the right college...– Uh oh, I agree with a single paragraph on this terrible right-wing Hollywood blog. [Big Hollywood]
The new trailer to Nine is easily the gayest thing.
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skybarn: You should follow these fine people. I promise it won’t give you a rash on your Seinfeld. Yes, everyone should follow!
skybarn: hortenseg: Also? One of the comments on that post is “How many of these films won Oscars?” Well, the top grossing film of the decade won 11. But again, nice try. Also adaptations: The Godfather Gone With The Wind The Wizard Of Oz Raging Bull From Here To Eternity Vertigo Blade Runner Isn’t that sad, you guys? When will Hollywood come up with some good ideas?! In the...
Only Two of the Top 30 Grossing Films of This... →
skybarn: theeviltwin: I’m pretty sure this exact sentence could have been written (plays for films) about Shakespeare’s plays. That’s actually a really great point.
WCVB: Actor Gets Mugged, Decides to Improvise →
leilacohan: Faneuf, who was carrying his iPhone, his keys, and about $100 at the time, said he wasn’t sure what compelled him to fight back against the robber, but as an improvisational comedian, he’s trained to riff off of his partners on stage. The robber later said being pinned down by the neck was only slightly less painful than watching an hour of amateur improv.
I also interviewed Mike Birbiglia. He was super cool and nice. We almost got him murdered. [via CCInsider]
I also interviewed Ricky Gervais... →
We had fun. We are BFFs now.
Here’s a video I did for Comedy Central. It’s up on CCInsider. It’s a live report from the New York Comedy Festival. Be honest. How handsome do I look in it?
Whatever You Think of Joss Whedon's Work...
I think everyone can agree his letter opting to buy the Terminator franchise for $10,000 is pretty great. Here are his suggestions for where to take the franchise… 1) Terminator… of the Rings! Yeah, what if he time-travelled TOO far… back to when there was dragons and wizards? (I think it was the Dark Ages.) Hasta La Vista, Boramir! Cool, huh? “Now you gonna be Gandalf...