In an obscenity first, a U.S. comic book collector has pleaded guilty to...– Shit. I should make sure to burn all my drawings of Charlie Brown and Linus naked before the Feds get me. Also, this is wrong. A man should not be arrested simply for being an avid collector, since he’s essentially cataloging publications, an action that might eventually prove useful to...
Ummm… this is really really really good. I think this sketch is kind of amazing.
From the archives: “Kafka at Camp: The Lost Diaries” by Jeff Barnosky....– McSweeneysBooks Hey, that’s me. By the way, this is my favorite piece that I’ve written. Is that redundant? (via skybarn) This is great. Let’s all read it now.
Is it weird that I really enjoy watching little kids cry. I think it’s really funny and cute. I’m not even joking or trying to be silly. I geniunely think kids crying is one of the funniest things ever. In other words, this video is what my internet looks like in heaven.
Just found the new Spike Jonze or Michel Gondry. Indie movie producers of America, the guy who directed this video is your new wunderkind music video director about to turn visionary. [via Videogum]
Using Jon and Kate Plus 8 to teach your kids about... →
After this, I’m going to use Intervention to teach my kids about drugs.
drunktalkshow: Mumblecore We should all be following drunk talk show, because these videos are great.
The copy, “with under 85 calories per finger,” coupled with the crude sexual humor, made me think the logo was about to be, “finger yourself today.” Thankfully, they went with another way, but the wrapper apparently reads, “pleasure yourself,” so I wasn’t too far off. [via Videogum]
Now, movies I’ve been doing OK [with] because it turns out we got this...– President Obama, always being cute. Is it just me or is he flirting with us? [via Newsweek]
Mickey Mouse is dead... →
Wayne Allwine, voice of Mickey Mouse, died. His wife was Minnie Mouse’s voice actress. Minnie is a widow now. :(
Finally, someone directed Gremlins but without Joe Dante’s pesky talent. Keep up the good work, Hollywood! [via BWE]
It’s hard not to watch promos and see that really bad sitcom from The TV Set. I love how late ABC is to the “cougar” meme. It took them this long because they wanted to make sure that if they exploited the term’s popularity without a strong script or idea, they would squander it’s potential. ABC stands for Amazingly Better Cuality (they don’t know how to spell...
I really hate your posts. Does your internship end soon?– From the comments sections of a post I made on CCInsider. I was an intern there like a little less than a year ago before being brought on board. The internet is a butt burger sometimes.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I really hope Pauly Shore is in there somewhere. [via /film]
MTV Only Stopped Production for 30 Minutes When...
If MTV producers had done The Twilight Zone movie, this is basically what would have happened… MTV Producer (on cellphone): Hi, helicopter company? Can you please send us a new helicopter in under twenty minutes. We had a little accident with ours. Thanks, doll. Let’s do lunch. (turns to rest of the crew as they mourn the tragic loss) Good news, everyone. We’re going to stay on...
The New MTV Show Sounds Insane!
Movieline has a post about MTV’s new show, and it basically sounds like a show that would be in a very bad satirical film about how bad TV is. Next, the audience decides who gets to stay, and who “gets dropped” with their AT&T mobile phones! Except, not really— they just shoot a bunch of insert shots of us pretending to text… and then they drop whoever they want. And by drop, I...
Learn to list songs in English, Cannes film... →