Man, not to be all bloggy, but who is running the... →
A number of the movie titles used in this list are fake movie titles from a satirical piece from 1998. Tofueys instead of Porky’s? Marx, Lenin and Mao Change a Diaper instead of Three Men and a Baby? Those are clearly fake. Is the Huffington Post kidding too? I am so confused.
Matt Toby’s snide remarks in posting the video for the Daily Show was childish,...– From the comments (via mtobey) To be fair to the commentor, you have little understanding of Ron Paul’s ability to work, turn to the left, work, turn to the right, sashay, shantay. [UPDATE: Matt just informed me I was confused. Ru Paul is Ron Paul’s wife. Sorry! I am not a political...
One last Roman Polanski thought...
Man directed Pirates. Isn’t that enough to put him in jail forever? [UPDATE: Just remembered The Ninth Gate exists too]
I just watched The Modern Family online while...
It’s actually not bad. I don’t think I’m the demographic for it, but it’s an interesting format with strong characters and a few good laughs. That is my review of it. Why won’t the New York Times hire me as their TV reviewer?!
Family Reunion At My Place, Guys! →
Hitler’s descendants have been tracked down using DNA and I bet all of them where like, “Hey, thanks! This is totally what we wanted you to do.”
Lindsay Lohan's Voicemail Messages Are... →
…and boring. Maybe Harmony Korine should make a movie about her life instead. (No he shouldn’t. Two things I don’t like don’t equal a thing I like!).
First They Came...
First they came for the Megan Foxes, but I didn’t speak up because I was not a Megan Fox. Then they came for the cats, but I didn’t speak up because I was not a cat. Then they came for the short, skinny 20-something year old bloggers named Gonzalo, but no one spoke up for me, because I was not important at all in any way shape or form. Fight no cat day! Viva La Resistance!
How Much of The Fantastic Mr. Fox Did Wes Anderson... →
bryanmckay: (via wolfandfox) Wow. If this is true, that’s pathetic. Shame on you, Wes Anderson. What?! Do you expect him to take time off from all his tan suede sports coat shopping?!
The summer of death takes its last and cutest... →
too many :( ‘s
Michael Jackson, 65, Beer Critic and Author, Is... →
skybarn: mtobey: I know he was controversial, but I always tried to separate the beer criticism from the man. Now, all of those little Heineken’s will stop being molested. Guys, he’s not really dead! He faked his own death so people would leave him in peace. Haven’t you guy’s seen the YouTube video of him leaving that brewery after he’d been pronounced dead. Classic...
DATELINE: TO CATCH A PREDATOR: HUMBERT HUMBERT. →
skybarn: For a long time, I was the third hit you would find when you searched To Catch A Predator. I am glad that’s no longer true. This is pretty great. I read that book in college!
God, I need to buy this. Not just cause it’s based on the Bible, but the staging in some of the art really reminds me of Jack Chick. Hasn’t Crumb come out saying he enjoys Chick’s crazy christian tracts?
Jenny Slate is on SNL now...
She is a cast member now, guys! Seriously, doggss!
Since Gmail is down...
If you want to email me you’re going to have to use my old high school email account firstname.lastname@example.org.
After life telegrams offered for five dollars a... →
This is a link to a service where you can pay a terminally ill person to memorize a message for your deceased loved one. I am considering paying for this and asking the terminally ill person to pass the following message on to Hitler, “Yo, Hitler, fuck you!”
Why is Chris Brown dressed like an accordian salesman from the 40’s?