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My name is Gonzalo Cordova. I write for Comedy Central Insider. I am pretty cool sometimes. Sometimes I am pretty lame. This tumblr will be cool and lame alternately.

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Jan
17th
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Creekstarter

megsokay:

If you like comedy and if you like the idea of giving young comics, improvisers, actors, musicians and artists a home where they can perform regularly and without the pressure to compromise their artistic growth for profit, then contribute to the Creek’s Kickstarter. 

Help transform what’s already an amazing home for alternative comedy into a legit and lasting comedy club. 

DO IT! (I did.)

I gave $5. This is a really worthy cause. The Creek and the Cave is the only place that actually gives a shit about up-and-coming comics.
Dec
27th
Tue
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Is it bad that I now kind of like Jon Huntsman for saying Spider-Man. Also, Ron Paul says he doesn’t know and walks away. Because Ron Paul is a huge asshole.

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I feel bad for the person who has to keep an eye on this to make sure no one posts butt sex jokes.

I feel bad for the person who has to keep an eye on this to make sure no one posts butt sex jokes.

Dec
25th
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getbacktowork: Timely! Look at me! I made onto Tumblr!

getbacktowork:

Timely!

Look at me! I made onto Tumblr!

Dec
2nd
Fri
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I like Kerry Callen.

I like Kerry Callen.

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I stole this off my friend Adam Conover’s Twitter, but I FIND IT FUNNY TOO!

Dec
1st
Thu
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kylekinane:

If I ever stop finding this funny, I will remove myself from this world.

I just can’t get into this new teen wave music.

Nov
28th
Mon
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Merry early Christmas!

Nov
15th
Tue
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robstern: getbacktowork: This is Brent.Brent is an aspiring comic who recently lost his dayjob.He thought the message of Occupy Wall Street was a worthy cause.So he supported it by visiting and attending meetings.He even started a Podcast where he interviewed comedians at Zucotti.Last night, the NYPD struck Brent in the head because he (correctly) asserted that what they were doing was a travesty of justice and done in complete disregard of the United States’ Constitution.  Brent is making the same face I’d be making in that situation, but I’d be sweatier, since I’d have been running away while churlishly shrieking for several blocks. I know Brent, he’s a good dude. This should not be happening in America or anywhere else. Shame on the Police. Shame on Bloomberg. I will definitely be visiting OWS this week. It’s easy to write off the protestors as weirdos. I actually know Brent and he is the nicest guy. Guy wouldn’t hurt a fly.

robstern:

getbacktowork:

This is Brent.Brent is an aspiring comic who recently lost his dayjob.He thought the message of Occupy Wall Street was a worthy cause.So he supported it by visiting and attending meetings.He even started a Podcast where he interviewed comedians at Zucotti.Last night, the NYPD struck Brent in the head because he (correctly) asserted that what they were doing was a travesty of justice and done in complete disregard of the United States’ Constitution.  Brent is making the same face I’d be making in that situation, but I’d be sweatier, since I’d have been running away while churlishly shrieking for several blocks.

I know Brent, he’s a good dude. This should not be happening in America or anywhere else. Shame on the Police. Shame on Bloomberg. I will definitely be visiting OWS this week.

It’s easy to write off the protestors as weirdos. I actually know Brent and he is the nicest guy. Guy wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Nov
11th
Fri
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I’m not sure why I love this, but I do.

I’m not sure why I love this, but I do.

(via juliasegal)