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My name is Gonzalo Cordova. I write for Comedy Central Insider. I am pretty cool sometimes. Sometimes I am pretty lame. This tumblr will be cool and lame alternately.

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Every New Comic’s First Set at an Open Mic

This is my first time trying stand-up.

[APPLAUSE BREAK]

If it’s anything like my first time having sex, it will be awkward.

So I masturbate a lot…

Every New Comic’s Second Set at an Open Mic

This is my second time doing stand-up.

[HOLDS FOR APPLAUSE BREAK. IT DOESN’T HAPPEN]

My first time was a lot like having sex. It was awkward and I cried. Hopefully this time goes better.

So I have a girlfriend. It’s so hard to masturbate with her always around!

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